Sloss and Humphries On The Road

F***in' 'Mon Then! (Ft. Connor Burns)

Daniel is joined by podcast regular Connor Burns to discuss how sports historically bend the rules the rules to give the white competitor half a chance, the beauty of spaffing your lottery winnings and infamous Scottish anti-terrorists.

The Sloss Vs The Humphries: Christmas Quiz (Teaser)

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Between Xmas and New Year the wives joined Muggins and Cream on the podcast for a bumper drunken festive special, where they compete to see who is the smartest couple by answering quiz questions written by our more spenny patrons, ending on a girls only section of "We Love Them, But..."

Acoustic Tanks

Muggins and Cream reinvent the voting system so everyone get's a multiplier that changes the value of your vote depending on what you've been reading. Daniel get's miss-sold an adoption and doesn't get to raise his zoo animal, they speculate which other animals got rode into battle before they settled on horses. Kai realises he's playing stand-up as a multi-class.

 

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I've Got Loads of Friends!

Direct from his European Tour Kai finds Daniel rattling around his big house to hear all about his swimming pool and golf simulator as he grows further and further out of touch from reality. Kai recounts his intense three week schedule and appreciates the time he used to have to himself while Daniel was on stage.

Poppadom Boxers

Daniel loves himself with a self indulgent half way flush so he doesn't need to sit in his own stink. He struggles with his morals while laughing at an assassination and then tries to commit atrocities in VR. Another solo session while his only friend is on the road before next week's reunion episode.

Wankathlon Ft. (Connor Burns)

Before having their hearts broken by a failed audio record the boys were in full stride petitioning to have tugging added to olympic events, after Kai tells Connor about his friend's eventful journey home. Thankfully the camera audio has been salvaged so you can still listen to the adventures of Big Cuck, Little Cuck, albeit with slightly lower quality than their childish ramblings were intended to be consumed.

Two N's, Two O's (Ft. Connor Burns)

Four days into the European tour with only one full day of f**k-ups, Kai and Connor catch their breath over a pint of Guinness in Ireland as they stick to their schedule even though the Dublin gig had been moved to January. They both share regret of idolising early Conor (with one N) McGregor. Kai wants to start a gang.

 

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Deep Blue Yonder

After taking turns to carry the podcast Muggins and Cream finally do one together and it's a miracle Kai is here for this after a shark encounter on holiday that sent him spinning. They react to a skydiver who survived a more credible brush with death as their parachute didn't open. The only funny things happening in Daniel's life right now are hack tropes.

Join Kai on Tour

 

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"I bet you I can clap last" (ft. Gareth Waugh)

Cream is joined by resident ginger Gareth Waugh in today's episode where they discuss their time at the Final Fantasy Orchestra, how horrible pregnancies are, and flavour it all with a healthy dose of thinly-veiled sexism.

 

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Interview with a Troll (Ft. Dave Longley)

Many of you have engaged with him after being baited in the comments, many of you have watched on in joy knowing he's trolling, now you can meet the religious obstetrician from the comments of Sloss and Humphries reels as Kai navigates the conversation cautious not to get trolled himself.

 

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