Episodes

29 minutes ago
Reverse Cowbearpig
29 minutes ago
29 minutes ago
After an entire month being pure sluts and pairing up with anyone who will have them, muggins and cream are finally back in the same seats, reconvening to catch up on Kai's recent trip to Wembley and his first taste of glory as a football fan. He might actually still be drunk. Meanwhile Daniel has a huge win in his passion in life, fantasy teddy bears.

7 days ago
Spaghetti Detective (Ft. Ryan Cullen)
7 days ago
7 days ago
The rubik's cube being invented by a generation that hasn't identified autism sets Sloss and Cullen off chatting about disabilities. The boys decide who their generations Diana is, leading into the existence of less mainstream denier groups. Ryan is very very bald.

Monday Mar 10, 2025
Having a Rummage (Ft. Rosco Mclelland)
Monday Mar 10, 2025
Monday Mar 10, 2025
We're stepping into the Sloss and Humphries era of the weekend double bill (Muggins and Cream haven't fallen out we promise) To commence your harvest Rosco joins Kai for some meandering flights of fancy that lead you from playing You Bet with Mathew Kelly to guess dogs bums to playing conkers with a tooth on a donut hair. It all makes sense in the moment I'm sure.

Sunday Mar 02, 2025
Penile Colony (Ft. Ryan Cullen)
Sunday Mar 02, 2025
Sunday Mar 02, 2025
Part 1 of the late double drop Daniel takes inappropriate medical advice from his house gremlin Ryan Cullen. They speculate rivalries between countries, argue about which animals are extinct and impose new rules on hunting. Part 2 with Kai and Phil Ellis is available on Patreon

Friday Feb 21, 2025
Put-Put Pro
Friday Feb 21, 2025
Friday Feb 21, 2025
Humphries finally emerges from the gutter after an innings that might have retired him. The boys reflect on the weekend that caused the damage. Cream is convinced Muggins is the butt of a practical joke from Mark Nelson which he refuses to register. Matty takes some flack for his actions on the sesh.

Wednesday Feb 05, 2025
Dr Johnny Rocks (Ft. Ryan Cullen)
Wednesday Feb 05, 2025
Wednesday Feb 05, 2025
Daniel and (Bald Man Scoops) Ryan Cullen kick off the podcast with some gentle racism that leads to making money gambling. They talk about the layers of people they share their vulnerabilities with from partner to friends then DMing their favourite pop stars.

Saturday Feb 01, 2025
Viva Uber Eats (Ft. Tony Carroll)
Saturday Feb 01, 2025
Saturday Feb 01, 2025
Legend of 'Hot Water's Green Room' podcast Tony Carroll enters Scotland for the first time with his harem of Scouse lads on his UK tour, after Kai went to see his show the night before and ended up jumping on, the boys talk all things comedy, debauchery and making enemies. Tony leaves his dad to tackle his haters while Kai fends off Tommy Robinson's minions.

Saturday Jan 25, 2025
Hey Rarnold (Ft. Ryan Cullen & Elliot Steel)
Saturday Jan 25, 2025
Saturday Jan 25, 2025
For the first time on the podcast two of your most regular guest are on at the same time, Muggins is joined by Elliot and Cullen mere days after Kai fell down the stairs in the strippers and was momentarily outdone by Elliot in the embarrassment stakes. With the unserved threat of Milo McCabe joining the episode the boys do an impression of Troy Hawke greeting people in downtown Tokyo, it get's a little problematic.

Tuesday Jan 21, 2025
F***in' 'Mon Then! (Ft. Connor Burns)
Tuesday Jan 21, 2025
Tuesday Jan 21, 2025
Daniel is joined by podcast regular Connor Burns to discuss how sports historically bend the rules the rules to give the white competitor half a chance, the beauty of spaffing your lottery winnings and infamous Scottish anti-terrorists.

Friday Jan 10, 2025
The Sloss Vs The Humphries: Christmas Quiz (Teaser)
Friday Jan 10, 2025
Friday Jan 10, 2025
For the full 2 hour episode including the quiz itself please subscribe to our Patreon. This is just the pre-drinks.
Between Xmas and New Year the wives joined Muggins and Cream on the podcast for a bumper drunken festive special, where they compete to see who is the smartest couple by answering quiz questions written by our more spenny patrons, ending on a girls only section of "We Love Them, But..."