Sloss and Humphries On The Road

Put-Put Pro

Humphries finally emerges from the gutter after an innings that might have retired him. The boys reflect on the weekend that caused the damage. Cream is convinced Muggins is the butt of a practical joke from Mark Nelson which he refuses to register. Matty takes some flack for his actions on the sesh.

Dr Johnny Rocks (Ft. Ryan Cullen)

Daniel and (Bald Man Scoops) Ryan Cullen kick off the podcast with some gentle racism that leads to making money gambling. They talk about the layers of people they share their vulnerabilities with from partner to friends then DMing their favourite pop stars.

Viva Uber Eats (Ft. Tony Carroll)

Legend of 'Hot Water's Green Room' podcast Tony Carroll enters Scotland for the first time with his harem of Scouse lads on his UK tour, after Kai went to see his show the night before and ended up jumping on, the boys talk all things comedy, debauchery and making enemies. Tony leaves his dad to tackle his haters while Kai fends off Tommy Robinson's minions.

Hey Rarnold (Ft. Ryan Cullen & Elliot Steel)

For the first time on the podcast two of your most regular guest are on at the same time, Muggins is joined by Elliot and Cullen mere days after Kai fell down the stairs in the strippers and was momentarily outdone by Elliot in the embarrassment stakes. With the unserved threat of Milo McCabe joining the episode the boys do an impression of Troy Hawke greeting people in downtown Tokyo, it get's a little problematic.

F***in' 'Mon Then! (Ft. Connor Burns)

Daniel is joined by podcast regular Connor Burns to discuss how sports historically bend the rules the rules to give the white competitor half a chance, the beauty of spaffing your lottery winnings and infamous Scottish anti-terrorists.

The Sloss Vs The Humphries: Christmas Quiz (Teaser)

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Between Xmas and New Year the wives joined Muggins and Cream on the podcast for a bumper drunken festive special, where they compete to see who is the smartest couple by answering quiz questions written by our more spenny patrons, ending on a girls only section of "We Love Them, But..."

Acoustic Tanks

Muggins and Cream reinvent the voting system so everyone get's a multiplier that changes the value of your vote depending on what you've been reading. Daniel get's miss-sold an adoption and doesn't get to raise his zoo animal, they speculate which other animals got rode into battle before they settled on horses. Kai realises he's playing stand-up as a multi-class.

 

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I've Got Loads of Friends!

Direct from his European Tour Kai finds Daniel rattling around his big house to hear all about his swimming pool and golf simulator as he grows further and further out of touch from reality. Kai recounts his intense three week schedule and appreciates the time he used to have to himself while Daniel was on stage.

Poppadom Boxers

Daniel loves himself with a self indulgent half way flush so he doesn't need to sit in his own stink. He struggles with his morals while laughing at an assassination and then tries to commit atrocities in VR. Another solo session while his only friend is on the road before next week's reunion episode.

Wankathlon Ft. (Connor Burns)

Before having their hearts broken by a failed audio record the boys were in full stride petitioning to have tugging added to olympic events, after Kai tells Connor about his friend's eventful journey home. Thankfully the camera audio has been salvaged so you can still listen to the adventures of Big Cuck, Little Cuck, albeit with slightly lower quality than their childish ramblings were intended to be consumed.