Episodes
Wednesday Jan 11, 2023
5.14: Straight White Rhino
Wednesday Jan 11, 2023
Wednesday Jan 11, 2023
Sober Cream and sore Muggins check in with their lifestyles a week into the new year. Kai stumbles across a Geordie phrase he doesn't know whether is unique to his friends or broadly used in the North East. Daniel tries to justify big game hunting.
Wednesday Jan 04, 2023
5.13: New Year Same Cream
Wednesday Jan 04, 2023
Wednesday Jan 04, 2023
A silly, silly episode recorded drunk on New Years Day to launch you into 2023 with a lol. Classic Muggins and Cream at their drunken worst.
Wednesday Dec 21, 2022
5.12: Hungry Hungry Hypocrites
Wednesday Dec 21, 2022
Wednesday Dec 21, 2022
Cream battles through man-flu by cooking up hypothetical revenge on anyone who ever so slightly wronged him. Muggins should never have left the factories as he finds his calling in wrapping gifts. The pair discuss the concept of true altruism.
Wednesday Dec 14, 2022
5.11: Taking a Blitzen
Wednesday Dec 14, 2022
Wednesday Dec 14, 2022
Muggins emerges from behind the paywall for the first time in a number of weeks, a very festive episode where Kai finally let's Christmas in, although he postpones it slightly for a discount much to Daniel's disapproval.
Wednesday Dec 07, 2022
5.10: Get the Head-Sock
Wednesday Dec 07, 2022
Wednesday Dec 07, 2022
Muggins here, I've not listened to this one yet, all I do know is Producer Jack text me half way through saying "I hope this is a Patreon" ...it isn't. I fear this may be the end of us. Enjoy.
Also available to watch on YouTube
Wednesday Nov 30, 2022
5.9: The Darndest Thing
Wednesday Nov 30, 2022
Wednesday Nov 30, 2022
Not so fresh from a friend and loving patron's wedding Cream and B-B-Baldy resent Kai for doing mans work while they whinge. We discover we've all been sexually harassing Cullen and have no desire to stop.
Wednesday Nov 23, 2022
5.8: Past it’s Best
Wednesday Nov 23, 2022
Wednesday Nov 23, 2022
Muggins is on his way to see his football hero, Alan Shearer. Cream is trusting his instincts on Bill Gates The boys try to pass off their bad hygiene and disregard for use by dates as strengthening their immune systems.
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Wednesday Nov 16, 2022
5.7: Fermented Albatross
Wednesday Nov 16, 2022
Wednesday Nov 16, 2022
Recorded stoned in Glenn Quagmire's bedroom, Muggins and Cream find themselves so funny they automatically assume you're going to enjoy it just us much, with a lot of chat about the art of making your friends laugh. A podcast with a spliff break, you might want to roll up for this one.
(All podcasts available to watch on YouTube)
Wednesday Nov 09, 2022
5.6: And Seen
Wednesday Nov 09, 2022
Wednesday Nov 09, 2022
Cream points his rants in several directions, left hand people, the clocks going back, people born on leap years. NO ONE IS SAFE. Muggins has been collecting soft play items from Facebook market place, for dogs.
Wednesday Nov 02, 2022
5.5 Homely and Comely
Wednesday Nov 02, 2022
Wednesday Nov 02, 2022
Muggins and his wife are going into business together and all is revealed in today's episode before the rest of the world finds out. Cream upsets mums on Instagram.