Sloss and Humphries On The Road

Your Questions Answered

Our Patreon subscribers asked the questions everyone wants answered and we got through as many as we could in this expose which also doubled as a temporary send off for poppa Cream. With a cheeky prize draw at the end if you're feeling lucky.

Call a Gynaecologist

Muggins spends a week just him and the dog while Cream is instructed on his new job as gooch masseuse. They give recommendations and brutal criticisms on some games, books and telly before deciding what art they'd like to be good at if they couldn't do comedy.

The Bubble Wrap Alleyoop

Muggins and Cream pull off a hefty round trip Americans would even be proud of, getting them home to bed shortly before the builders woke them up, so in a sleepy daze the boys dive into your Monday podcast and have quite a good old laugh

Gail Gash

Muggins and Cream get together to discuss their slow start to 2022, Cream prepares for his life to change as food dates go further back than his child's due date and Muggins gets rejected from the cinema because his wife is tight. Then a heartfelt eulogy results in finding out which porn star names are available.

Raising Your Apendix

Kicking off 2022's Podcasts with a wholesome catch up of their civilised New Year parties that quickly declines into childish chat about inappropriate arousal setting the tone for a wonderful year ahead. 

Ep 4.45 Jenny

While Muggins speculates starting a new life with Cream's gran, Cream plans a new death camp for journalists who panned Spider-Man. A bit of festive cheer fills the air as the boys get to spend some quality time with their families after a gruelling tour. 

Ep 4.44 Grem

Muggins and Cream talk about taking ownership of your own jealousy rather than making it other peoples problem, dream cheating, pillow humping and an array of other things from getting in trouble at school to their new favourite game, Gloomhaven.


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Ep 4.43 Repromates

The boys reminisce about their dwindling party days after Muggins returns to the tour hungover from a friend's wedding. Cream has some pretty firm opinions on eugenics which sees the theoretical sterilisation of himself and his own pregnant fiancé.

Ep 4.42 ASL?

At the end of their tether from a rough day of touring the boys try to quickly vent then stay off topic long enough to chat about the early days of internet and MSN Messenger but inevitably they keep getting suckered back in. 

USA12 Houston: We Have a Podcast

Wrapping up the USA tour Cream is noticeably more smashed than Muggins, days before he gives up booze and weed in preparation for his imminent arrival. A betrayal of trust from a journalist sees him launch into a drunken tirade on the uk TV industry