Episodes
Wednesday Jan 10, 2024
Louis Sea K Gull
Wednesday Jan 10, 2024
Wednesday Jan 10, 2024
The morning after the derby before Muggins returns with tales of an epic 24 hours eating chocolate mushies and laughing at mackems. They go digging into the logistics of how the infamous sunderalnd fan molested a seagull. #13
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Wednesday Jan 03, 2024
Thick as Pig Mince
Wednesday Jan 03, 2024
Wednesday Jan 03, 2024
Balls deep in the gooch of the year where your calendars enter anti-gravity, Muggins and Cream bring you your last podcast of 2023 to close out the year with some Christmas catch up chat. Kai quadruples down on a friend's casual racism to highlight the problem but makes it way worse. Daniel sets an early family tradition that Santa is an alcoholic. #12
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Wednesday Dec 20, 2023
Julie Buttplug
Wednesday Dec 20, 2023
Wednesday Dec 20, 2023
Kai tries to bounce back from the day from hell on tour, sending his worldly belongings on an adventure, while Daniel has taken to shop lifting. They entertain the idea of getting railed off their wives. #11
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Wednesday Dec 13, 2023
Rabona a Jobby
Wednesday Dec 13, 2023
Wednesday Dec 13, 2023
Setting up camp in Prague Muggins and Cream perfectly time an edible to come up mid episode, Daniel has a brush with Idris Elba while Kai becomes family friends with Ally McCoist. Today's ranting is brought to you by Swiss adapters. #10
Wednesday Dec 06, 2023
Bin Woman
Wednesday Dec 06, 2023
Wednesday Dec 06, 2023
Muggins and Cream are briefly back in the studio between trips to Europe, Kai needs to pretend he’s being pranked to remain civilised in a lease car exchange, Daniel tries not to be surprised when he sees women doing traditionally male jobs. The boys break a taboo and chat very openly about money. #9
Wednesday Nov 29, 2023
Upside Down Pineapple
Wednesday Nov 29, 2023
Wednesday Nov 29, 2023
Daniel suffers rejection on his honeymoon, but only from his friends. It's ok though he made some new ones and they roped him into dancing. Imminently upon landing home Cream rejoins Muggins in Vienna to tell all of his filthy trip to the Maldives. In his absence Kai has been further establishing his own caricature. #8
Wednesday Nov 22, 2023
Flower of Death (Ft. Dan Nightingale, Amy Le Owens & Dean Coughlin)
Wednesday Nov 22, 2023
Wednesday Nov 22, 2023
The Royal Rumble of podcast crossovers presenting Amy and Dean of 'The Mild High Club' and Dan Nightingale of 'Have a Word' as they join Humphries in place of the sunburnt Scotsman. Amy overshares an autopsy after Dean's outlaw sperm causes a skirmish and Dan's senile moments spark a DMC about addiction. #7
Wednesday Nov 15, 2023
Scheme Juice
Wednesday Nov 15, 2023
Wednesday Nov 15, 2023
Why not get your relationship advice from two happily married men. Muggins and Cream talk about break ups, cheating, people who get out of a long term relationship but move straight on to the next one, and of course, people who break up with their partner slag them off to all their pals, then get back together. They also get into how man console each other. #6
Wednesday Nov 08, 2023
Magoo Time (Ft. Jamie Hutchinson)
Wednesday Nov 08, 2023
Wednesday Nov 08, 2023
The cross over you all wanted but were too scared to suggest incase it went disastrously wrong. Jamie Hutchinson of 'Hot Water Green Room' and 'Climbing into bed with his gran' notoriety steps in for Sloss and tells Kai all about his addiction to being a loser both in gambling and in general. From competing with his mother to have the most pubes to being drowned by his grandad, some stunning lows are hit on the way to the bottom. #5.
Wednesday Nov 01, 2023
Caviar Crackers
Wednesday Nov 01, 2023
Wednesday Nov 01, 2023
Daniel is still on a high from nerding up at Wembley Arena after joining the Critical Roll cast on stage in a virgins wet dream come true. Kai cosplays as middle class but reveals his true identity with the Geordie phrase of encouragement "hawey-man-yi-knaa-yi-wannee" #4
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